Wednesday, May 14, 2008

epiphany

While watching American Idol, I had the following thought:

David Cook on AI = Richard Blais on Top Chef.

Discuss.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

real boring

Now that Biggest Loser is over, I am totally losing interest in reality TV, competitive division.

Idol is crazy boring right now, not horrible or awesome, just blah. I was really expecting Neil Diamond night to be a horrible trainwreck, but it was just kind of eh.

Top Model is all weird with Tyra doing the funny voices and the "models" all a big mush of "she can do one thing, but sucks at this other thing." I don't care about any of these girls, except to wonder what happened to Anya's eyebrows. The only bright spot is how awesome Paulina is as a judge.

Top Chef still has a few more chaff contestants before we're down to the "wheat" chefs. Also, Tom Colicchio needs to stop saying things are shocking. Bland food is not shocking. It's boring, which is the opposite of shocking.

Dammit shows, entertain me!

I feel like I'm forgetting another show, but I can't be bothered to think any harder about this.